Little known fact:
Human intelligence peaks around the age of sixteen
at which point, your brain undergoes a transformation
so rapid and miraculous,
that you suddenly
know
Everything
(And I mean Everything).
You have It All Figured Out.
You are smarter and more knowledgable than
any adult (alive or dead)
and your decade of Life Experience combined
with your lack of concern over such things as Reason and
the absence of (m)any Responsibilities
ensures you have neurons to spare, and
therefore are functioning at Optimal Thought Capacity
—for a few years at least—
before the duties of adulthood bore your brain into submission
and you are always too tired to think.
Enjoy your Adolescent Omniscience.
Like all perks of Youth,
It’s temporary.