You Think You Know Everything, But Believe Me You Don't

Little known fact:

Human intelligence peaks around the age of sixteen

at which point, your brain undergoes a transformation

so rapid and miraculous,

that you suddenly

know

Everything

(And I mean Everything).


You have It All Figured Out.

You are smarter and more knowledgable than

any adult (alive or dead)

and your decade of Life Experience combined

with your lack of concern over such things as Reason and

the absence of (m)any Responsibilities

ensures you have neurons to spare, and

therefore are functioning at Optimal Thought Capacity

—for a few years at least—

before the duties of adulthood bore your brain into submission

and you are always too tired to think.


Enjoy your Adolescent Omniscience.

Like all perks of Youth,

It’s temporary.